Air Guitar Kits

What are they?
Postcards with The Fro's signature yellow guitar picks and detailed instructions for how to play Air Guitar safely! Bet you didn't know you could lose a toe playing air guitar did you? This year's model is the Frotocaster 1000. Take it from the guy who RIDES an Air Guitar - be safe, get a free Air Guitar Kit today! (See below for how.)

Did you receive an Air Guitar Kit in Diamond's PREVIEWS Catalog or in your mail box? Saweeeeet, then we got the message through - play Air Guitar and save the world!

If you got one in your The Fro: Origin book (when you order from this website), then we are hoping you'll spread the word! Send it to a friend to tell him or her about The Fro and Air Guitar.

Would you like one or like to send your pal one? Extra Saweeeeet, Email us, include the address to send it to, and we'll hook it up!

Behind the Scenes
	The Fro and Mrs. Fro recently manufactured 1000 cards to go in Diamond PREVIEWS catalog to help reach out to comic book Retailers. Here are some cool photos of our slave labor! That's right, each and every Air Guitar Kit is hand placed with a signature "The Fro" yellow guitar pick. No artificial ingredients - just lots of love. Below are the steps, described in classic drama queen detail.
	Step one: 1000 high compression steel-woven postcards were shipped in on Naval air craft carriers and parachuted from F14 jet fighters to the facility's loading dock (aka the "front porch"). Highly-technical 5 digit tactile postcard clamping mechanisms are used to extract the postcards and place them on the tremendously expensive conveyor table at supersonic speeds..
	Step two: digital signal processing "pick" and place machines operate at an uncanny one pick per 4 seconds, to place a guitar pick on each of the post cards.
	Step three: 100% UV protective, 10,000lbs adhesive backed clear bands (aka packing tape) are used to seal the golden picks to their corresponding postcard. Only at THIS POINT do we actually have a real Air Guitar Kit. Up until this, we simply have ... air. All employees were compensated for their barren finger tips (from sealing the tape edges) with a McDonald's Fruit Smoothy or Milkshake. One has to keep up moral somehow!